Friday, October 14, 2011

My Favorite Rescue


As of this point, my favorite rescue happened one night around 11pm when my partner and I were at the station when we got the call for a traffic collision. This in no way excited us, as they are quite common and are usually only fender benders where people decide to go to the hospital on a full backboard so they can sue later on if they need to. However, this night, when the call came over the radio we were told:

“For a person trapped in vehicle”.

It got better.

“Be advised: One of the vehicles involved is an armed robbery getaway car”

It got waaaaay better.

“PD has their guns drawn on suspects”

This was going to be sweet.

I was driving that shift so my partner and I immediately stepped on it and safely raced to the call. Five sheriff squad cars bolted past me. They must have been going 100. I judge how good a call is going to be by how many police squad cars are there. We got on scene to find multiple police cruisers, fire trucks, and bystanders crowding in the middle of the street. Police were patting down the suspects from the getaway vehicle that smashed into a small sedan. That was our patient.

Our guy, a male in his 20s, had his car crushed in around him by these knuckleheads in their SUV. My partner immediately jumped in the car to assess the patient. He had a broken femur and a punctured lung, both of which can be fatal. My partner held spinal precaution and yelled for me to bring him safety goggles.

My partner and I geared up and worked with the medics to get an IV line on this guy as the Fire Department cut the entire roof off the car while we were inside it. We hunkered down and protected the patient as glass flew everywhere. When I looked up, the sedan was a convertible.

Meanwhile, as we’re doing this, there were at least 30 neighborhood bystanders that had come out and were filming the whole event with their cell phones, a fire department Battalion Chief was standing behind me, looking over my shoulder, a news crew was filming the event, and a police helicopter was circling overhead shining the spotlight down on the car. It was insane. All these eyes were focused on this one-trapped injured man, and my partner and I were right there in the middle of it with him.

We slid a backboard behind the patient and pulled him out the back of the car as we walked on top of glass across the trunk. We loaded him up and I hauled out of there to the closest trauma center. Despite his injuries, the patient lived, the robbery suspects were arrested, and my partner and I spent the rest of the night shaking glass out of our clothes. It was a helluva operation.

When I first interviewed for this job, my boss said, “Son, this is greatest show on earth”. I didn’t fully realize what he meant until that night. Being part of emergency services, working with Police, Fire, and EMS, all together amidst crazed traumatic situations really is one of the most amazing sights to see. Certainly the best thing to be a part of.
The greatest show on earth.

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

When Kids Die


The other night I ran a call that came out as a Pediatric Full Arrest. This is pretty much the worst call in EMS. Fortunately, when we got there, the boy had a pulse, and after pushing air into his lungs, he quickly started breathing again and was soon fine. However, the feeling I got when we received the call got me thinking about the subject of losing a kid on the job.

As of now, I have not had a patient die on me that was a child. Yet, I’ve had a few close calls that I’ve gone into wondering to myself,

“Am I going to have a kid die on me tonight?”

Because the reality is, the longer you do this job the more your odds increase of having a pediatric patient die on your watch. It’s just like rolling the dice. Do it enough and you’ll get that rare result. You don’t go into every shift wondering this. But when that call for an unconscious child comes out, I must admit, it can run through the back of my head. Fire, Police, and EMS personnel all encounter this.

I’ll never forget the image of busting into a wedding banquet to find a four year old little black girl in a gown unconscious on the floor.

After this recent call about the boy, I found myself thinking it over that night. Why is this such an issue? I’ve had multiple people die on me before, and although they’re negative experiences, I’m always able to handle them with ease. But even close calls with pediatrics put me in a very somber contemplative state. Why is this?

We must feel there really is something unnatural about a child dying. Death is hard enough without a sense of tragedy I suppose.  The idea of innocence plays into it, I’m sure. Also, kids are the only patients that EMTs carry in our arms by ourselves. I think when you pick up and carry an injured child who isn’t breathing, you create a different personal type of connection.

One of my co-workers and a good friend of my mine once described to me his worst call. A two year old got run over by a car and he held spinal precautions on this bleeding child before it died in the ambulance. These are the calls you don’t forget. Extremely rare, but when they hit they never really leave you.

As an EMT, we emotionally disconnect from the patient because not caring is the best way to care for someone in an emergency situation. However, this emotional disconnect is more like a threshold. At a certain point, it spills over and you feel the emotion on the call. This is very rare, but it happens, most often on horrible pediatric calls. Regardless, like any trying experience, you process it in a healthy way, learn from it, and move on.

I wonder how I’ll handle these things when I’m a father. I imagine difficult calls involving children will remind me of my own and hurt all the more. I guess I’ll have to see.

If I were to keep doing EMT work, eventually a kid would die on me. It’s possible I will get to switch over to Police work before this happens, but in that case, my odds of seeing horrible tragedy with a child will only increase, just in a different context.

As with any of the life and death issues we deal with in this world, I do my best to hand this over to a God I believe is just, loving, and ultimately, in control.

Monday, April 4, 2011

East Africa As A Spiritual Bullseye -Part 2


Part II
Where there is Light

In my last Post, I discussed the presence of evil in East Africa

Yet, as all this evil, tragedy, and pain is going on in East Africa, the hope and good is equally as great. The church has been exploding more in Africa than anywhere in the world, outside of China. People are coming to know a God who loves them in a whole new way. Christian organizations like World Vision and the International Justice Mission have given millions in aid, but more importantly, human effort to help, to give justice, and to rebuild. 



Aids has dramatically decreased in Uganda in the last decade, thanks to education and awareness programs made by the government, as well as American, English, and German doctors coming in to do testing and education.  HIV infections in Uganda have fallen from 21 percent to 6 percent between 1991 and 2000.

Rwanda is focusing more on women’s rights, largely in part to their female president. Orphanages are springing up everywhere for children of genocides and diseases. Then there’s Sam Childers, a biker and preacher from Pennsylvania who goes into the bush with a small militia and rescues children from Joseph Kony’s LRA, then rehabilitates them. Childers is called “The White Ghost” in the bush, because he too can not be killed, despite the multiple hits that have been put out on his life by the LRA. Perhaps most importantly, hope has returned to East Africa.



Sudan, Uganda, Rwanda, and the Congo. They border each other in an area no bigger than the U.S. East Coast. I feel there is some connection between these places and something unique about this region. Irish Monks believed there are certain places in the world where the wall between our world and the spirit world is very thin. They called these “Thin Places”. It was believed some of these places were so thin that spirits, good and evil, would pass into our world easier than others, creating hotbeds of spiritual activity. 

I believe East Africa is a Thin Place. A spiritual bull’s-eye of sorts. Possibly the greatest one in the world. So much spiritual activity, good and evil seems to happen in this one concentrated area. The more I talk to people who go there, the more I find this to be true. Even in my own experiences, there’s no place like it. 



As time goes on, the good seems to be getting better, and the bad is getting worse. I bring all this up because this is an important area. Something is going on over there. Something big. I feel it is important for Americans, and Christians to get involved and serve in East Africa. 

I’m looking to take another medical team to East Africa to give aid to villagers in need of treatment, education, and prayer, much like we did last year (please see video). I strongly feel called to this post. If you do too, please contact me about coming along. 



After all, what greater place to be a light, than in the Heart of Darkness.

Join us.


Last Year’s Trip: Video






Recommended Films To Watch:
An Unconventional War (docu)
Invisible Children (docu)
Last King of Scotland
Tears of the Sun
Blood Diamond
Hotel Rwanda
The Ghost and the Darkness

Recommended Books To Read:
Another Man’s War- Sam Childers
The Hole in our Gospel – Richard Stearns
Good News About Injustice- Gary Hogan
Heart Of Darkness- Joseph Conrad
Maneaters of Tsavo- Lt. Col. John Patterson

Friday, April 1, 2011

East Africa As A Spiritual Bullseye


 Part I:
Heart of Darkness

Recently, I've been considering going back to East Africa. The idea of returning to the land of red dirt has turned in my head, but more specifically my heart. Something about East Africa calls to me. It did before I went, and after I went last year. For many people in my field, East Africa gets under your skin. Why is this? 

In putting the pieces together I realize there is something special about this place. Something good and something, shall we call it, evil. Author Joseph Conrad described it as The Heart Of Darkness. But if it actually was? What if this region was a central core of good and evil?



In part 1 of this entry, I'd like to examine the case for centralized evil:

Africa as a whole has been a hotbed of tragic activity, from slavery to genocide, to the blood diamond trade, but I feel, specifically, East Africa is the most concentrated area of terror. Rwanda, Uganda, Sudan, Kenya, Ethiopia, and The Congo, all connected, have become a bull’s-eye of the greatest sorrow this world has to offer.

East Africa has been described as, and often called, “The Heart Of The World” because many believe it is where civilization first sprang up from. It was the center of the formed earth when the continents were combined. Also, one of the tribes of Israel settled in Ethiopia, and this is considered to possibly be the final resting place of the Ark of the Covenant, whatever state it is in.

But specifically in the last 100 years, like the rest of the world, violence has increased exponentially. Take the Man-eaters of Tsavo, two male lions that killed over a hundred people in Kenya, coming back night after night for human flesh, until they were killed by the hunter Lt. Col. John Patterson. Their stuffed bodies can still be seen at the Chicago Natural History Museum. 

In the 70s, Idi Amin was a horrendous Dictator who killed 500,000 of his own Ugandans. In Rwanda in 1994, one of the bloodiest genocides in history took place as Tutsi Rwandans killed 800,000 Hutus (20% of the population), largely by hacking them to death with machetes. The country is still recovering from this travesty. 



HIV infects 33 million people, 70 percent of which live in Africa. Tyrants, mutilation, murder, and cannibalism is part of Uganda’s history. Ethiopia has dealt with devastating droughts and famine. Somolia is the worst port of piracy in the world. In the Sudan, tribal war has killed and displaced millions in the Darfur region. 

Women’s issues in the Congo are possibly the worst in the world. The numbers of rape, torture, genital mutilation, clitorodectomies, among tribes, villages, cities, and displacement camps are unfathomable.

Uganda hosts the most Witch Doctors in Africa. Black Magic and the occult are common through much of Africa and South America, but here, Ugandan Witch Doctors practice human sacrifice. Currently, it would seem The Democratic Republic of the Congo, is the worst country in Africa. Due to recent tribal warfare, millions have murdered and displaced. It has become the wild west of Africa.



In my opinion, the most troubling of all these events in East Africa is Joseph Kony and the Lord’s Resistance Army (LRA) of Uganda, a rebel army deeply active in the occult. Besides continuous village massacres, for the last 20 years, Kony has kidnapped and brainwashed 50,000 children into fighting the Ugandan military for him as rebels. He does this by making them kill or eat their families so they feel shamed and can never return to their village. 

Kony gives the children a mix of cocaine and gunpowder, which not only makes them dependent, but he tells them it will make them bulletproof. They kill and are killed for this mad man, who actually invokes the power of Satan. The taken girls of only 7 or 8 are given to the commanding officers as wives, and raped continually.

Kony, who claims to be the son of God, comes from a family of cult leaders and demonic witch doctors. He is one of the greatest villains this world has ever seen, and almost nobody seems to know about him. And nobody can kill him. Without explanation, he has evaded the Ugandan Military for 20 years. Stories have come out of the military from Colonels of Kony being surrounded by opposing soldiers, and then disappearing in the blink of an eye. 

The multiple stories of his demonic powers could be cultural superstition, but with the amount of evil he’s done, and with the amount of success, and his ability to predict government raids, I am inclined to believe it. He is currently thought to be hiding in the jungles of the Congo.

But where there is darkness, there is greater light. More to come…


Saturday, March 26, 2011

The Devil's Hour


4 AM is the Devil’s Hour. I’m convinced.

Nothing good happens at 4 am. If you get woken up for a call at 3 am, it’s just a really late night. Often times, you’re still up. If you get a call at 5 am, it’s just a really early morning. That’s close to when I wake up for work anyway. No problem. But 4 am… of our 24 hour shift, it is the absolute worst hour. Here’s why:

When we get woken up at the station for a call, we have 60 seconds from the time of the call to get our uniform on, grab any gear, run down the stairs, through the parking lot, and get on the radio in our ambulances. This means during the night, you go from complete shut down to adrenaline fueled driving with screaming sirens in 1 MINUTE.

Often times, this isn’t that hard as we’re used to it, but at 4 am, good grief. Somehow, right at 4, I am always at the deepest part of my REM cycle sleep and thus it is the hardest to pull out of. It’s the type of awakening that leaves you confused and with a headache at first. Of course, at this point you’re also hungry and have to pee. Badly. But there’s no time for that.

Next is the type of calls we get at 4 am. They are always one of two types of calls. Absolute BS, or Horrible Trauma. For some reason, there’s seems to be no in between.

Absolute BS: When awoken at such an hour, it’s always for “Toe Pain” (Yes, these are actual reasons people call 911). I had a buddy once get a call for a woman who had a nightmare. It’s often chronic pain problems like back pain. When I ask, “Ma’am, how long have you had this back pain?”, they often answer “3 days”. SO WHY DID YOU WAIT TIL 4AM TODAY TO CALL?? Whatever the complaint is, foot pain, anxiety, being cold (we gave her a blanket), or a combative crack whore threatening to slit my throat (did not give her a blanket), it is almost never reason to call 911. It’s basically adding insult to injury for us.

Horrible Trauma: The other half of the time, it’s for some absolutely crazy call. Guns shots, brutal beatings, or multi casualty incidents. My partner and I once ran a traffic collision call on the 405 south. We came around the bend in the freeway to find two wrecked cars, one completely engulfed in flame, and a woman on the ground with a broken back. It was a chaotic scene of screams and wreckage. We got the call at exactly 4 am. The worst call my partner ever ran was a head on suicide collision on PCH, where one party had to be airlifted out and the suicidal driver burned to death. 4 am. My partner still has flashbacks at times and remembers the horrible smell of charred flesh.

Now, I am not suggesting that the devil himself has the rights to one hour of our night. It’s just an expression. But if he did, by God, it would be 4 am.

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Am I Going To Die?


I’ve had a Patient ask me so many times “Am I going to die?” Do they really think an EMT or Paramedic would ever respond, “Yes. You’re going to die”. Of course not, yet they keep asking.

What possible scenario could exist where the emergency responder would reply with anything other than “No, you’re not going to die.” What are we going to say? “Yeah, sorry about this, but you’ve only got a few moments left to live. You better make some phone calls.” There is not a single scenario where they would ever say “Yes.”

This question is ridiculous for two reasons.

  1. If you are asking if you’re going to live, you are TALKING and thus are conscious and relatively okay. The very fact that you are able to form this morbid thought and then articulate it means your brain and vital organs are functioning adequately and you are in good shape. The ones who are actually in danger of biting it are those who are unconscious, and thus do not speak.


  1. If you are asking this absurd question to me, an EMT, it means you or someone has already activated the 911 system and you are getting help as we speak. You’d only be in danger when you’re conscious if you were in the middle of nowhere or alone and could circle the drain over a long period of time. Your 127 HOURS survival scenario.

So in short, if you’re talking (not unconscious or altered) and you’re talking to me (someone who is currently taking you to an emergency room) you are FINE.

This rule also applies to “Am I going to be okay?”. Of course you are. And even if you somehow weren’t, would I really say, “Naw, you’re Effed.” ?

The reality is, people just want the comfort of hearing us say “You’re going to be alright”. And I get that. But when you call 911 for nausea/vomiting, get over yourself. You’re fine.

So in short, if you are ever having a medical emergency, CALM DOWN. It’s the best thing for you and for us.

Monday, February 7, 2011

The 500 lb. Naked Man


You read that right. This was my other grossest call. We got a private call (not 911) to a home of a man who needed transport to the hospital for an appointment. He lied in bed. He was 500lbs. And he was naked. Why, you ask?

Well, he claims medication made her obese and it’s not his fault. I’ve heard this exact line from every morbid obese person I’ve ran on. “It’s not my fault”. Some medications can make you retain weight, but not 500 pounds worth.  And he was naked because a worker comes once a month to bathe him, and this was the day he was to be cleaned. So in addition to the sight, the smell was atrocious as well.

In cases like these, it takes up to 6 men to move him. We needed two other units to come in and perform what is called “A Lift Assist”. All in all, 3 Ambulances were taken out of commission in a very busy area during peak 911 hours. As a result, other units had to cover a greater area and scramble to make due. So when someone had a real legitimate emergency, the response time for an ambulance would be delayed because the unit is coming from further away. All because this man had a doctor’s appointment.

So there we were, six young men standing around the bed of a naked 500 lb. man, who hasn’t moved from his side in six months, trying to figure out how to get him off the bed and onto our gurney. At this point, I said, “Think smarter, not harder, guys.” I suggested we use the thick comforter already under him to move him. It took great strength and care to comfortably and respectfully move him, but we did it.

Three ambulances and a hospital visit was paid for by Medicare, so by you, the taxpayer. Obesity, a preventable disease mind you, causes all Americans to pay 100 MILLION dollars a year. But it’s not just that. Ambulances, Fire Department, and Doctors have to spend 3x as much time dealing with obese patients, which leaves them less time and availability to help you. In England, ambulance services have to buy larger rigs to accommodate the growing rate over obesity. See Link


This man was young and it was very sad this is what his life had become, but when obesity weighs down others, I find it hard to have sympathy.

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Shock To The Heart


Ever seen someone get shocked while still conscious? Neither had I.

I recently ran a call on a 30-year-old woman who was having chest pain. She was Indian and there was a language barrier. We tried getting the story from the husband, but he was little help. Her vitals were good and we couldn’t figure out why she was in such distress. Her clinic “doctor” had diagnosed her with anxiety the night before, so perhaps this was emotional.

We got her into the ambulance and put her on an EKG heart monitor, at which point we realized she had an outrageously high pulse rate of 200 beats per minute. The firefighter on scene had taken a horribly inaccurate pulse. This was the highest pulse rate I’ve ever seen on a patient. Her heart was beating out of her chest and the monitor just showed scribbled lines. We all kicked into high gear.

On this day I was driving the rig and the medic in the back was unable to get an IV line on her to give her drugs to slow her dangerously high heart rate down. It was at this point that I heard him say,

“I can’t get a line, so… really push it”.

It my entire time as an EMT, I have NEVER had a medic tell me to drive faster. But the reality was, we couldn’t slow her heart in the field and any minute her heart could give up and stop.

If you think you’ve got road rage, try driving an ambulance during rush hour. Every lane is blocked; people are idiots on the road and get in your way. I hauled with screaming sirens, opposing traffic and swerving around cars. I kept hearing “we’re almost at the hospital. Just hang on”. This poor woman was about to go into cardiac arrest.

For some reason, this was more nerve-racking than someone who is already in full arrest. A full arrest patient is already technically dead, and you’re trying to bring them back, but when someone is on the verge, or circling the drain, it’s all on you. It takes a lot to get my adrenaline going these days, but this certainly did it.

Once we got her to the hospital, the doctors immediately tried giving her drugs, but they didn’t slow her heart. They only had one last resort left. They had to shock her heart to restart it. The trouble was, she was still conscious. I’ve only seen this done on people who are unconscious.

Everyone stood back and the doctor told her, “Ma’am, you’re going to feel a shock.” 

Yeah,.. I’ll say. As the charging sound rang, I didn’t know what kind of reaction to expect. What followed almost made me burst out laughing in the room. I know, terrible, right? The woman reacted like a confused drunk who has a huge hiccup. Her upper body jumped, and she wearily faded back with a priceless look of confusion on her face. And boom, her heart restarted itself back to a healthy rate of 104 bpm.

Turns out the woman was having a heart attack, and shocking her saved her life. Still, I’d never want to be awake for that.

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Heat Waves, Booze, and Full Moons


When you come in to work for a shift, you never know what the following 24 hours holds, but the best indicators of how busy your shift is going to be are weather, drinking events, and the moon.


Weather:

How hot or cold a day is determines how busy our shift will be more than any other factor. There’s less crime when it rains, because even criminals don’t want to get wet. If it’s cold, people just stay inside and keep warm, but if it’s hot outside, for some reason, they all go outside and go crazy in the heat. On a hot day we get many more assault calls. Hot days are not only miserable to work in, but they’re outrageously busy. Cold dreary days are awesome. But if it rains too much, then you have a ton more car accidents.

The busiest day in the history of Los Angeles 911 system was September 26th 2010. That was also the hottest day in the history of Los Angeles with 113 degrees in downtown. This was no coincidence. The entire city went out of its mind, and I worked that day. A call would go out over the radio every two seconds. Every hospital was saturated. It was non-stop all day. People were dropping in the streets. Los Angeles slipped into a deeper circle of hell that day and I had the busiest shift of my life.


Booze:

The longer I live, the more I am convinced alcohol actually is the devil’s urine. Intoxication is a precursor to so many different types of calls. And drunken patients are the worst to deal with. Drinking holidays are our busiest days of the year. New Year’s Eve is our busiest night followed closely by Halloween.

But the worst by far is the 4th of July, usually the busiest 911 day of the year. Here’s why: People are traveling, so more car accidents. It’s hot, so people go crazy. There are barbeques and parties, so people are drinking. It goes day and night, …and, oh yeah, THERE ARE FIREWORKS. As if people weren’t dumb enough when drunk, now we give them explosives.

Traveling+Heat+Drinking+Explosives=EMTs hating their lives.

The best chill days to work are non-drinking holidays where people have the day off work, but they don’t go out celebrating, like Veterans Day, or Memorial Day, or MLK day. God, do I love MLK day.


The Moon:

If it’s a full moon, it’s going to be a busy night. I don’t know what it is, but full moons make people go crazy. You may think this is all astrology BS, but it’s not. Multiple times I’ve been in the rig and the moment a full moon comes over the horizon I hear all these calls go out over the radio. It’s nuts. And it’s everything; car crashes, assaults, difficulty breathing, you name it. It was a full moon when I got the gun shot wound to the head traumatic full arrest, my craziest call ever.

A co-worker once put it to me like this: Our brains tightly float in water and if the moon has enough gravitational pull to move the entire ocean tide, it must have enough pull on our brains to slightly through some people off, creating the increase in crime and weird events.



How many people have emergencies in a day is organic and can never be truly predicted, but the weather, alcohol, and the moon are strong indicators whether or not you’re going to get worked.


Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Where are my patients now?


During this Christmas I find myself looking back on this past year and the hundreds of patients I’ve come into contact with and wonder where they are now. One of the bizarre parts of my job is, you are with people during possibly the worst time of their life. You find out intimate knowledge of them. You see them in their home and varying states of undress. You see them cry, vomit, bleed, etc. And then you never see them again.

As an EMT, you follow up with patients when you can, usually when you’re back at the hospital later that day for another patient. But after that day, they disappear into the world and you have no idea whatever happens to them.

The alcoholic man who I talked with for an hour about his life and how he was going to die if he didn’t get help and detox. Is he clean now? Is he dead? Or is he still in his penthouse, lying in his own filth, drinking a fifth of Vodka every day? Did he ever reconnect with his wife?

The beaten prostitute I gave a blanket to and talked with at four in the frigid morning. Did she get outa town? Or did Linda’s pimp catch up with her? You’ll only know if you get that assault call, which are long odds.

The teenage girl who tried hanging herself? Did my words have any effect on her? I have no idea. She was a scared girl, angry with her parents. I don’t think she’ll try and kill herself again, but there’s a whole world of trouble she’ll most likely get into.

I find suicide attempts are the ones I wonder about the most. Because after that traumatic situation, they are either never going to try it again, or they’re going to go home and do it right that time. Like the father who tried overdosing on Claritin pills. He thought if he took a bunch of pills, any pills, he would die. Instead he got really drowsy. Later that day, I found out he escaped the hospital, and now he knows how to properly kill himself. Is his daughter spending her first Christmas without her father?

It’s easy to say to yourself “what’s the point?” cause, honestly, this job can be heartbreaking at times. Whether you made any difference at all, you’ll never know.

I really hope I get to meet some of these people in heaven. Maybe then I can ask them how it all turned out.

The gang banger with the gunshot wound to the head that I helped save. Did he just get shot again and killed? Or did he find retribution and kill someone else?

Perhaps it’s best not to know.

That’s the trouble with life and death. You don’t know how much of history you have changed or set in place. I have to believe that a just God is in control. I think that’s what I’m celebrating this Christmas.


A Thrill of Hope. The Weary Soul rejoices.
For Yonder Breaks. A New and Glorious Morn. 

Thursday, December 16, 2010

My Egyptian Sidekick


Many times in my life I’ve found myself in situations I swear was straight out of Indiana Jones. Sometimes this is of my own doing and other times, God just drops it in my lap. Such was the time I got to ride a camel around the Pyramids of Giza in Egypt with my best friend, a beautiful Egyptian girl, and most importantly, a sidekick named Short Round.

I was on a mission trip in Cairo working with different orphanages and centers for disabled children. (Note: I am a good person). 


At the end of our time there, we went to visit the pyramids. Well, an Egyptian kid of about 12, who was a friend of the pastor’s, wanted to go to the pyramids. I have no idea where this kid came from. So we brought him along and for some reason, out of the team of 15, this tenacious kid decided to cling to me and by my sidekick for the day. Seriously, he would not leave my side for the entire day. He even wore a baseball cap. 


Rather than get irritated by his relentless questions, I decided to go with it. He was my sidekick. I called him Short Round cause, well,…he was short and round (Note: I am a terrible person).

Sure enough, we rode camels, had lunch, and climbed the pyramids. We became fast friends and by no doing of my own, I had my very own sidekick. 



When Clay got him to yell to me “Dr. Jones! Dr. Jones!” I fell to the floor crying with laughter, as did the rest of the team.

I miss Egypt. 


Wednesday, December 8, 2010

My Grossest Call


Being an EMT in South LA, I have seen some gross things. Active vaginal hemorrhage. Facial trauma with missing teeth. Cut off nose, etc.  

My tolerance is pretty good. I’ve seen scenes that belong in a horror movie. Despite my tolerance,  I’ve got nothing on Nurses. Nurses will talk about things that make my stomach turn, …while they eat.

To date, my grossest call came during my training. We got a call to the third floor of a hotel in Inglewood. Not the worst place, but not where you’d want to stay. My partner and I were first on scene and, as we busted in the room, we found a man in his forties lying on the bed. He had been tripping out on heroine for 3 DAYS. He was altered, but alive.

Because he was lying on the bed for three days and hadn’t moved, he was lying in his own filth. Days of incontinence and, as a result, HE WAS COVERED WITH ANTS. Ants were feeding on his flesh and were in his eyes.

We immediately brushed off what we could, but we had to quickly pick him up and put him on the gurney to get him out of there. That’s when I heard my veteran partner say, “I got the legs”.

Being the new guy I of course got the short end of the stick and had to get behind this guy’s chest to pick him up with his head against me. Gross.

He was given an IV and taken to the hospital. He made it, but it was one of the worst examples of drug abuse I’ve ever seen.

At the hospital, all the nurses would talk amongst themselves saying, “Have you seen Ant Man”? When ER nurses are grossed out and tell each other the story, you know it’s bad.

And for the rest of the day, I was picking ants off me. They were in my ear.
…Yeah.

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Combative Patients


I get paid to fight people. It’s one of the perks of the job. Not because I like hurting people, but rather it’s excellent practice for if you are in a situation where you need to.

Many patients, after having a seizure or a diabetic coma (these are many of our calls) become altered and combative. They don’t know what’s going on and in their confusion, they think this group of men is trying to kill them. Thus, their instincts respond with full fight-for-your-life adrenaline and they fight us, sometimes viciously.

This is the reason why I fight old women. It’s for their care….I promise.

My favorite combative patient was a man in his twenties who had a seizure. My partner and I got the common call in South Central and as soon as we rolled up, a fire fighter came out the door and yelled to us “Get the restraints!!” This is when we knew it was going to be a good call.

We entered into a bedroom where this 6-foot 200lb beast of a man was thrashing on the bed with 6 Firefighters trying to hold him down as sweat poured down their faces. My partner, a small scrappy Italian with braces, immediately RAN INTO THE ROOM AND JUMPED ON THE GUY’S BACK AND ROAD HIM LIKE A BULL. I swear I remember him giving a Howard Dean “YAAHHH!!!” before he jumped.

I would have laughed, had I not been in the middle of serious wrestling mach. I jumped in and went to work on trying to restrain the man’s flailing arms. It was near impossible. He was rolling, flipping, spiting and screaming. He tried to bite me multiple times and I almost had to put an elbow to his face.

I used joint manipulation to control him without hurting him. Meanwhile, my partner, still in full Rodeo mode, put soft restraints around his wrists.  All 8 of us were working in total chaos.

It was a blast.

We hit him with a sedative. It didn’t work. A normal patient with full adrenaline is difficult to control, but this guy was a Bear. After 10 minutes of wrestling, we got him strapped down on a backboard so we could move him safely to the ambulance. The police never showed up.

The Fire Medic and I jumped in the back and although the Patient was strapped down, I used my entire body weight just to hold his hands down from ripping the Medic apart, who was trying to place and IV. The guy jerked so violently, his IV ripped out and blood started spraying everywhere.

Remember, all this madness is happening in the back of a speeding ambulance veering through traffic. So we in the back were getting thrown around as sirens and the patient screamed. Total chaos. By this point, the medic and I were drenched in sweat and laughing.

I realized then, I love my job.


Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Worse Than Death


Honestly, I do not fear death. It’s not scary to me. But there are two things that I consider worse than death. Babies and Prison. These are two things I don’t mess around with and don’t take any risk in happening to me. Both take away your freedom and ruin your life (Note: I want to have kids but way down the line).

Here is the case and point for Prison:

I ran a call to a courthouse jail for a male difficulty breather. I was first on scene and when I entered the jail I came upon a six foot five three hundred pound brick house of an inmate, sitting on the floor crying hysterically.

Amidst my confusion, the Sheriff came over to me and whispered in my ear that this man just learned he got 50 to Life in Prison. He was hyperventilating so much they had to call 911.

This man was sobbing in a way I’ve never heard before. His life was over and he knew it. I don’t know what his crime was, but to warrant that level of punishment it must have been violent and substantial. Yet at that moment, there was no pride, no disregard for society, or contempt for the establishment. Rather, pure sorrow and regret. He had ruined his life, and he knew it. Normally a rather imposing man was broken down to a bawling child. It was incredibly sad to watch.

Looking towards a career in law enforcement, I don’t really sympathize with people who commit heinous crimes. But in that moment, I genuinely felt sorry for this man. His life was over. He will die in prison, all for mistakes he made.  Mistakes I could tell he genuinely regretted and would do anything to take back. But time only moves forward and the choices we make in a single moment can destroy our lives.

Now that is scary.

Sunday, October 3, 2010

Brazilian Dance Off

This is the story of how I got into a dance off with Brazilian street kids.

I love dancing. I am by no means great at it, but what I lack in talent, I make up for in what the Spanish call “fuego”. So much in fact, the fire Marshall won’t let me dance anymore. Not after what I did to the roof of that club.

The last time I was in Brazil, I spent a day in the city of Manaus with my medical team. We went to check out the opera house and in front of it were a group of Brazilian teenagers dancing. I made a crack about “Look, it’s Step Up 3: Brazil”, or some nonsense as I often do, and they must of seen me because they started calling us out.

Now, we all know the rules of taking it to the streets.

  1. If someone calls you out, you have to step up. It’s a matter of honor
  2. If you get served (God forbid), you got to serve them back.

They called us out so, representing my team, I stepped up. Fortunately, I had already learned to salsa dance on the streets of Brazil, so I had some experience in this environment. 

So I go up to this group of renegades and call out their boy (literally. he was 12). He does his moves. They hoot. They holler. I got served.

Everyone waited to see what I would do. I went up to one of the kids with headphones on, put one of his ear buds in mine to get a beat, then I BUSTED OUT MICHAEL JACKSON MOVES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET. 


The kids were FLOORED. Not because the moves were particularly good, rather I think it was just the last thing they expected this white American to do. Clearly these uneducated kids don’t know of our lack of shame. They couldn’t believe it. 


To my team’s amazement and laughter, this Brazilian kid (the one in the yellow shirt) and I went back and forth a couple times to the gasps and cheers of the crowd until--- after one particularly impassioned set I did, the kid threw his hands up in the air and walked away. 

He got served.

I couldn’t believe what just happened. I was in shock and quite confused. So I taunted him (as I often do to children) and immediately convinced my team to leave before I was found out that I’m not that good a dancer. Yet somehow I won the dance off against this dance crew of teenagers. The only time I’ve EVER clearly won a dance off and it was on the streets of Brazil. We all laughed the whole way home. 

Everything in this story is 100% true….. except for the part about the fire Marshall. 

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

The Hot Nurse Scale


The beauty of a Nurse is relative to how many hours you’ve worked and how disgusting your patient is.

You see, in this field of emergency services, you are constantly surrounded by ugliness, especially working in poverty stricken south LA. Your day is filled with death, disease, sickness, poverty, crime, vomit, blood, and many other bodily fluids that need not be named. For this reason, when at a hospital, a female nurse with any resemblance of feminine beauty is made all the more gorgeous by comparison.

A woman who, if seen on the street, would garner a rousing “meh” quickly turns into a “I want to marry her” when your regular company consists of a vomiting homeless man with ulcers living in his own feces. Because my field consists almost entirely of men, most of the females I am around are nurses, and thus are the best example.

So I have figured an equation to show how much your view of a nurse’s beauty (b) is influenced by how many hours (h) you’ve been working and how disgusting (d) your patient is.

If the nurse is normally a 6 on the American beauty scale, when you’re on your 22nd hour of work, and your patient is a drooling elderly obese diabetic, she can easily go up to an 8.  Here are the steps of the equation:

  1. Take the number of hours (h) worked on your current shift (1-48) and Divide it by 10.
  2. Take the disgustingness (d) of your patient (1-10)
  3. Add the two numbers together and divide them by 10
  4. Add that number to the normal base beauty (b) of the nurse (1-10) scale.
  5. This gets you’re the relative beauty (rb) of the nurse

h/10 + d  +b = rb        example:       19/10 + 8    +7 =  7.99 (round up to 8)
     10                                                      10

Here, I learn better visually. Basically, in simpler terms…

This



Plus this



Equals this.


So thankyou to all you nurses, who brighten up our day after a bleeding crack whore with missing teeth tries to stab us . Beauty is essential to the soul, and God knows we need it.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Don't Go In The Water!


We rarely see what dangers lie beneath the surface.

A couple summers ago, I was traveling along the Amazon and working with different village communities. One day, my team and I were painting houses and it must have been 200 degrees out; plus the horrendous humidity made it feel like 300. 



After sunset, we went to the bank of the river where we had swum earlier that day. We were hot and drenched in sweat. The water looked so appealing and we just wanted to dive in and feel that refreshing coolness. The water was good and was meant to be pleasurable. But as soon as our feet touched that water, one of the locals came out yelling at us to get out of the water. We didn’t understand, but he said it with such conviction. So of course, we didn’t go in to the river.

When we asked him why, he didn’t give us the reason. All he said was, “No. You can not go in after sunset”, in the most mysterious foreboding tribal accent you can imagine. It always kills me when someone tells me no without saying why.

Aggravated and frustrated that we didn’t get what was good earlier that day, we went inside the boat.  That night as we moved down the river, we heard the captain call out, “Jackadae!”

Jackadae is Portuguese for Crocodile.

We looked to where to the water met the land and saw pairs of red eyes just above the water, illuminated by the spot light. As those red eyes submerged into the water, we realized why we couldn’t go in after sunset.
        
In that situation, the local was infinitely wiser than us and had our well being in the front of his mind. We just had to trust him. I think it’s the same way with God. He wants the best for me and knows what will hurt me. I just have to trust him. Even when he creates something good and pleasurable, like the river water, it may not be the appropriate time or scenario and he says no. 


I realized then that the jungle is a perfect example of this world. A place that is beautiful, exotic, and deadly. Wisdom keeps you alive. I think much of the bible is akin to worn map There is a rhythm and nature to this land and if you obey it you will live. As my Old Man taught me, "We don't break laws, we break ourselves upon them." If the world demands obedience of us to survive, like in Jungle Law, so then, wouldn't this be true of moral law as well? We don't always see everything. We'll never have all the info. But God does.


What I’ve found is, if I don’t listen to God, who is perfect, and I take my own way, sin can creep up on me and destroy me.

… Much like the Jackadae. 

Sunday, September 12, 2010

My Saddest Call

To date, my saddest call I’ve ever ran was watching someone lose the love of their life to death in front of their eyes.

I was in a hospital in Inglewood, and a patient a co-worker of mine brought in was in full arrest (heart stopped, not breathing) as a result of a heart attack. I hopped in and started doing chest compressions.

This man was a police officer in his early sixties. Emotionally, the hardest part of the job is not the patient, but the family and loved ones who are breaking down while you’re trying to save their loved one. In this case, the police officer’s wife was in the room while I worked on him. As I furiously pumped this man’s heart, trying to keep him alive and get it to start again, she was bawling. She cried out to God and repeatedly asked Jesus aloud to save her husband. She spoke to her unconscious husband, begging him to not leave her. It was the saddest thing I think I’ve ever witnessed, but I had work to do.

I think there’s something different about chest compressions. Physically touching, you are connected in a way to someone as they’re dying. You feel them as their life passes from them, but at the same time it’s such a violent act. You are using all your strength to keep someone alive. Him being a married police officer, I felt an even greater connection to him than I do when we’re working on say a gangbanger. I pumped and pumped, almost breaking this guy’s ribs as his wife watched, completely powerless to stop death from taking the love of her life.

Despite everything, he slipped into death. It’s very rare you can bring someone back. The doctors told me to stop. I relented. We called it. She lost it.

The nurse gave her a chair to sit in. As I took off my gloves and left the room, I stood in the hallway watching this woman. I had a front row seat to the worst moment of her life. This job gives you a view to a side of life few people ever see. It teaches you what’s really important. I don’t know how long they were married. I don’t know what her name was. But I do know she must have loved him with fierce conviction. Her life had just changed forever, and I was there to see it.

It’s the only time I’ve ever gotten choked up on the job.

Despite her praying, and crying out to Jesus, he did not answer her. People die. It’s what happens. I do not believe God ignored her cries. I believe his heart broke as much as hers.

This was my first week on the job.

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

My Craziest Call: GSW

People often ask me, as an EMT, what was my craziest call? As of now, it is my first Gun Shot Wound (GSW). My partner and I awoke at 2am to a GSW call in Inglewood. We threw our uniform on, kicked on the lights and sirens, and hauled to the call. We arrived to a chaotic seen of flashing red and blue police lights, caution tape, bystanders, and fire department rigs. The body, a male in his early twenties (could have been a teen) was lying on the front lawn of a home. I looked him over but couldn’t see a gunshot wound, but I did see blood pouring out onto the lawn. This meant the gunshot was to the back of the head.

We rolled him over to check the trauma on his backside. As we did, blood shot out the back of his head, almost spraying my partner. I checked for ID, but he had nothing on him other than pepper spray. With the utmost urgency, we put him on a backboard (gunshots can cause spinal trauma) and put him on the gurney while trying to stop the bleeding.

As soon as we got him into the back of the ambulance, he went into full cardiac arrest, meaning his heart stopped beating and he stopped breathing. At this point he is considered clinically dead. We take off for UCLA. With these calls you have to go to a trauma center, and this part of Inglewood is the furthest you can be from a trauma center in West LA. With a long way to go, I started doing chest compressions as the fire department paramedic but a bag valve mask over the patient and forced air into his lungs.

As I was pumping this guy’s heart, it caused the blood from the back of his head to go spewing out and for blood to start pooling on the floor of the ambulance. We threw down towels as to not slip on the blood. Doing CPR is much more rigorous that it would seem and after five minutes, you’re sweating. I looked through the window, and we were only at the 405 and the 10. There was not much hope.

Finally we made it to the UCLA ER. We pulled him out the back and I continued to do compressions while stuffing towels under his head to curb the bleeding all the way to the trauma room. In my field, having a full arrest is rare and so is a gunshot wound, but having both at the same time is near unheard of. We got him into the trauma room, threw him on the bed and a team of 12 trauma ER doctors went to work. They pumped epinephrine into his system, and he regained his heartbeat and started breathing. The guy made it. It was a good night,… except for cleaning the ambulance.

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

On A Wing And A Prayer: A Testimony of God's Providence in the Amazon




Recently I went with a Bel Air team to Brazil intending to work on a Medical Boat traveling up the Amazon River giving aid to the native villagers. Unfortunately, Brazil kicked me out.

On the 4th of July, our team flew from Los Angeles to Panama and then to the city of Manaus, Brazil. While going through customs, the Federal Police informed me there was a fine on my passport from an earlier trip – which turned out to be a clerical error. I offered to pay the fine, but it was no use. The Federal Police forced me on to the plane going back to Panama. I waved goodbye to my shocked team. I was going home. I knew that even if I could work things out to return, the odds of finding my team in the middle of the Amazon were slim to none.

As my flight to LA didn’t leave from Panama until the next day, I convinced the airline to put me up in a hotel for the night. They begrudgingly agreed, but inexplicably put me up in a hotel twenty-five miles from the airport. Traveling in a taxicab through the foreign county at night, I realized not only did I not know anyone within a thousand miles, but also no one knew where I was. I was on my own. Upon arrival, I received an email message from fellow team member Kyle Collier. He sent me phone numbers for Pastor Dejard, our Brazilian contact. When I called, he told me to work out the fine with the Brazilian Consulate in Panama, get back to Manaus, and he would somehow get me to the medical boat. As it was now midnight, and my ride to the airport leaving the next morning at eight thirty, this plan was ludicrous. But after a little investigating, I discovered the Brazilian Consulate was literally three blocks away from my hotel!

I now had a choice to make. Go back to LA, or attempt the most insane Hail Mary pass of my life and try to get back to my team. After much prayer that night, I decided to go for it. The next morning, the Consulate gave me the necessary paperwork so I could fly back to Brazil. I quickly hailed a cab and raced to the airport. Late for my flight, the airline Attendant ran me through the airport security and we made gate just as they were closing. Once on the plane, I knew I needed a Portuguese translator. I turned to the gentleman behind me, told my story, and told me that he and his newly wed wife not only knew Pastor Dejard, but they went to his church. By this point, I knew God was behind this.

After working things out with immigration, the newlywed couple drove me to the church office where I met pastor Dejard. He figured I had exactly one shot at meeting with the team. The next day I journeyed with a Brazilian guide, who didn’t speak a word of English or Spanish, 200 kilometers up the river. We took a ferry to a taxicab that drove for 2 ½ hours on a lone road through the jungle. Arriving at the river, my guide pointed to a speedboat, waved goodbye, and drove off. I got into a speedboat with a cross-eyed driver and we journeyed up the river for the next hour and a half.

Being on that glassy river, with the setting sun and brilliant cloudscapes, was one of the greatest moments of my life: a moment of experiencing God in all his beauty and providence. We finally came to the village and the driver pointed to a small chapel up on a hill. I took my guitar and walked into the back of this chapel to looks of disbelief from my team. I thought this stuff only happened in movies. After 48 hours and 2,000 miles, my journey had come to a close. I stood there realizing that God had worked in a real specific way in my life. Also, that I should have studied more Portuguese.